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Monday, November 02, 2009

New York Confidential 16: Me, Older

I woke up today, and realized, really realized, letting it sink in like softly settling miasmic fog—that today I am only a year away from that abysmal cliff that is thirty.

 

Where did the fucking time go?  Shit, man.  I’ve been screwing up and saying I was 29 all this last year anyway, so maybe I am justified in claiming 28 for another year.  Right?  Ugh.

 

I don’t know.  Still looking for work.  Career.  Money.  All that grown-up stuff.

 

I think today I’m going to go watch a movie, read a book, then get ploughed on mojito shake I saw at this place in Brooklyn.

 

…Almost thirty.  This is a scary trip.

 

-Mark Jordan                                                                           158


Monday, September 28, 2009

New York Confidential 15: My New Dress Bat-Pants

Today I made the exciting discovery that you should never, never, never, never, never-ever iron dress pants that are more than fifty percent polyester.

 

Ever.

 

Of course, I didn’t discover this until I was wearing my freshly ironed dress pants at work.  At first when I looked down at the area around my crotch, I was embarrassed because it was glistening and looked wet like I had dropped something there.  But then when I looked at the rest of my pants and saw that they were shining in irregular iron shaped welts, I realized that I must have melted the stupid things in my overzealous early morning attempt to make them perfectly wrinkle free.

 

To be truthful they were wrinkle free.  Perfectly wrinkle free.  But in the end they looked less like dress pants and more like a child’s shiny Batman cape that I had wrapped around my legs and crotch.  They even made a heart-wrenching crinkling sound when I moved or sat down, and I had to worry less that they would rip, and more that the they would crumble, crack, or shatter in a mass of molten plastic exposing my very fetching neon blue plaid boxers.

 

I did eventually end up getting home on without my shiny bat-pants malfunctioning in any way.  And on the up-side, it rained and they made absolutely superb water-proof rain pants.

 

-Mark Jordan                                          155


Saturday, September 12, 2009

New York Confidential 14: Workin’ Nine to Five Plus

Work.  Work.  Work.

 

Monday, Thursday, and Friday I compose copy for my travel writing internship nine to five.

 

Tuesday and Wednesday I so research and run errands for my indie movie distribution internship ten to six.

 

I also put together copy, organize their Facebook, and “Tweet” for my beer company internship in my off hours.

 

Oh, and I’ve picked up an actual paying gig with the city I used to work for in California, which is cool, but it just means that when I get off work here I’m on their time composing press releases, writing copy for brochures, etc. etc.

 

I haven’t really had that much time for my own writing, but I am starting to work on ways to sneak it in.

 

I just really wish I had some friends out here, because when things get rough I don’t really have anyone to talk to.  I guess I should pour all that energy into writing, but as much as I want to think of writing as a dialogue with the reader, it’s so far removed that it doesn’t really seem to seem to help on a lonely Friday night.

 

So far I have been going to a lot of art galleries and free indie movies.  I don’t have a lot of money, and what I have is rapidly disappearing, so I have to be a little cleaver in seeking out things to do.  Sometimes I just walk around in the park.  Sometimes I get take-out in a cheap restaurant and walk around watching the street performers in Times Square.  Sometimes, well, I don’t know what to do.  I tried making friends at bars or clubs, but most of the social connections you make in situations like that tend to just like going out, and as I said, I’m kinda getting poor.

 

Maybe I should make a club.  It’ll be the: “late-twenty-somethings-don’t-really-have-it-together-don’t-have-a-career-and-don’t-have-any-money-but-aren’t-living-with-their-mothers-(anymore)-club.”  I mean, where all the other people out there like me?  Unfortunately, I’ll probably never meet most of them because they are at home wondering the same thing.

 

-Mark Jordan          157


Monday, August 17, 2009

New York Confidential 13: My Internships Start

Tomorrow I start my internships! 

 

For at least the next two months I will be a working stiff doing a regular nine to five, Monday through Friday. 

 

The only thing missing is my pay!

 

-Mark Jordan                                                   155


Tuesday, August 11, 2009

New York Confidential 12: Freaking Out!!!

I can’t believe it!  I just got two emails telling me that I got both internships I interviewed for last week!!!  So I will be working for a company creating travel write-ups three days a week and for an independent film distributer screening films, writing synopsis, and doing viral internet marketing two days a week.  Plus, I’m going to maintain my Ember Isle internship!  

 

The craziness starts next week and I am looking forward to it!

 

 

-Mark Jordan                                                   155



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